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'''Shinzon''' is a spectacularly stupid [[clone]] of [[Jean-Luc Picard]] made by the [[Romulan]]s for the purpose of infiltrating the [[Federation]].  The plan was scrapped, and Shinzon was sent into slave labor in the [[dilithium]] mines on [[Remus]].  His only appearance is in ''[[Star Trek: Nemesis]]''.
{{Infobox Character
|name=Shinzon of Remus
|image=[[Image:Shinzon.jpg|200px|center]]
|quote="Can I get you anything before I kill you?"
|race=[[Human]] [[clone]]
|affiliation=[[Romulan Star Empire]]
|gender=Male
|birthdate=unknown
|deathdate=2379
}}'''Shinzon''' is a spectacularly stupid [[clone]] of [[Jean-Luc Picard]] made by the [[Romulan]]s for the purpose of infiltrating the [[Federation]].  The plan was scrapped, and Shinzon was sent into slave labor in the [[dilithium]] mines on [[Reman|Remus]].  His only appearance is in ''[[Star Trek: Nemesis]]'' as the shitty movie's shitty main villain.


==History==
==History==
Shinzon managed to collect several weapons and a following of Remans to take over the Romulan senate. These weapons included a large, cloakable, heavily armed and heavily shielded [[starship]] called the [[Scimitar]] and a "[[thalaron radiation]]" weapon which could kill large numbers of people even in small amounts. He planned to use these to exterminate humanity for reasons that were never fully explained.
Shinzon managed to collect several weapons and a following of Remans to take over the Romulan senate. These weapons included an exceptionally advanced [[starship]] called the ''[[Scimitar]]'' and a "[[Thalaron weapon|thalaron radiation]]" weapon that could kill large numbers of people even in small doses. He planned to use these to exterminate humanity for reasons that were never fully explained.  He began by killing off the senate with a small thalaron bomb that they, in an act of great stupidity, allowed him to bring into the senate chamber.  


It is revealed that Picard had a life-threatening genetic disorder.  Being a genetic copy, Shinzon has the same disorder and needs to kill Picard to cure himselfAs he is on death's door, he keeps Picard and the [[Enterprise-E]] waiting in orbit around Romulus for 17 hours, then invites Picard and company to dinner the next day, at which point he wastes more time telling everyone his sad life story and then mind-rapes [[Deanna Troi]], all '''before''' kidnapping Picard (one wonders if this is where [[Robert Scott Anderson|DarkStar]] got his inspiration for his Sullust-to-Endor time figures).
Shinzon was designed to have his aging accelerated so he could replace Picard.  After the plot was scrapped, his age was never accelerated.  Because of this, he developed a life-threatening illness that only a complete transfusion of blood from Picard could cure.  Although he would die within a couple of days, he kept Picard and the ''[[Enterprise-E]]'' waiting in orbit around Romulus for 17 hours, then invited Picard and company to dinner the next day, at which point he wasted more time telling everyone his sad life story and then mind-raped [[Deanna Troi]] for no logical reason, all '''before''' kidnapping Picard (one wonders if this is where [[Robert Scott Anderson|DarkStar]] got his inspiration for his Sullust-to-Endor time figures), only to have Picard rescued with a [[transporter]].


Shinzon's combat tactics show as much intelligence as his prioritization of capturing Picard. He has a "perfect" cloak on his ship, yet approaches so close to his opponents that they can still hit it firing blind.  Once the Enterprise-E is crippled, Shinzon decloaks and sits right in front of them.  A group of Reman troops beams aboard the Enterprise-E, not into any critical portions of the ship, but a random corridor. Picard orders a ramming course and Shinzon's response is to order "hard to port" thus making sure the Scimitar does not use its main engines to try to avoid the collision.  The attempt fails and the Enterprise collides with the Scimitar, heavily damaging both ships.
Shinzon's combat tactics showed as much intelligence as his prioritization of capturing Picard. He had a "perfect" cloak on his ship, yet approached so close to his opponents that they could still hit it firing blind.  Once the ''Enterprise-E'' was crippled, Shinzon decloaked and sat right in front of them.  A group of Reman troops beamed aboard the ''Enterprise-E'', emerging not in any critical portions of the ship but in a random corridor. Picard ordered a ramming course, and Shinzon's response was to order "hard to port", thus making sure the ''Scimitar'' did not use its main engines to try to avoid the collision.  The attempt failed and the ''Enterprise'' collided with the ''Scimitar'', heavily damaging both ships.


Picard engages Shinzon in hand-to-hand combat onboard the Scimitar in what is supposed to be the big climactic fight. In the crowning stupidity, Picard holds a long pole (much too large to be moved with any significant speed in a fight) straight out in front of him, and Shinzon simply runs straight onto it.
Picard engaged Shinzon in hand-to-hand combat onboard the ''Scimitar'' in what was supposed to be the big climactic fight. In the crowning stupidity, Picard held a long pole (much too large to be moved with any significant speed in a fight) straight out in front of him, and Shinzon simply ran straight onto it.


In short, Shinzon is one of the biggest morons ever seen in the Romulan Star Empire.
In short, Shinzon is one of the biggest morons ever seen in ''Star Trek''.


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Latest revision as of 20:18, 15 October 2021

Shinzon of Remus
Shinzon.jpg
Quote:

"Can I get you anything before I kill you?"

Race:

Human clone

Affiliation:

Romulan Star Empire

Gender:

Male

Born:

unknown

Died:

2379

  [Source]

Shinzon is a spectacularly stupid clone of Jean-Luc Picard made by the Romulans for the purpose of infiltrating the Federation. The plan was scrapped, and Shinzon was sent into slave labor in the dilithium mines on Remus. His only appearance is in Star Trek: Nemesis as the shitty movie's shitty main villain.

History

Shinzon managed to collect several weapons and a following of Remans to take over the Romulan senate. These weapons included an exceptionally advanced starship called the Scimitar and a "thalaron radiation" weapon that could kill large numbers of people even in small doses. He planned to use these to exterminate humanity for reasons that were never fully explained. He began by killing off the senate with a small thalaron bomb that they, in an act of great stupidity, allowed him to bring into the senate chamber.

Shinzon was designed to have his aging accelerated so he could replace Picard. After the plot was scrapped, his age was never accelerated. Because of this, he developed a life-threatening illness that only a complete transfusion of blood from Picard could cure. Although he would die within a couple of days, he kept Picard and the Enterprise-E waiting in orbit around Romulus for 17 hours, then invited Picard and company to dinner the next day, at which point he wasted more time telling everyone his sad life story and then mind-raped Deanna Troi for no logical reason, all before kidnapping Picard (one wonders if this is where DarkStar got his inspiration for his Sullust-to-Endor time figures), only to have Picard rescued with a transporter.

Shinzon's combat tactics showed as much intelligence as his prioritization of capturing Picard. He had a "perfect" cloak on his ship, yet approached so close to his opponents that they could still hit it firing blind. Once the Enterprise-E was crippled, Shinzon decloaked and sat right in front of them. A group of Reman troops beamed aboard the Enterprise-E, emerging not in any critical portions of the ship but in a random corridor. Picard ordered a ramming course, and Shinzon's response was to order "hard to port", thus making sure the Scimitar did not use its main engines to try to avoid the collision. The attempt failed and the Enterprise collided with the Scimitar, heavily damaging both ships.

Picard engaged Shinzon in hand-to-hand combat onboard the Scimitar in what was supposed to be the big climactic fight. In the crowning stupidity, Picard held a long pole (much too large to be moved with any significant speed in a fight) straight out in front of him, and Shinzon simply ran straight onto it.

In short, Shinzon is one of the biggest morons ever seen in Star Trek.