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*Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot) | *Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot) | ||
*Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express). | *Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express). | ||
*Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!) | |||
Revision as of 22:14, 15 November 2007
Suicide is the voluntary termination of one's own life by one's own hand.
Is attractive to:
- Emos
Methods of Suicide
- Firearms (Preferred by Men)
- Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
- Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the highway not across)
- Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
- Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
- Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)