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== E ==
== E ==
;Education: Time served.
;Enemy is no longer firing: enemy gunnery crew has been completely exterminated .
;Enemy is no longer firing: enemy gunnery crew has been completely exterminated .


== F ==
== F ==

Revision as of 22:13, 29 November 2007

Fanatical trektards speak a different language than the rest of society. To aid members of the general population who might be big enough gluttons for punishment to want to understand them, we present this helpful translation guide:


A

Affect
Completely obliterate everything within the stated radius.


B

Biased
Warsie who won't let me get away with my trektard bullshit


C

Capture
see ‘Affect’


D

Death Threat
any 100% fictional story written by a warsie that just happens to include bodily harm to one of the characters.
Destroy
completely vaporize due 100% to the energy of the impacting weapon, even if the target is known to contain components that are known to be highly explosive, and even if debris can clearly be seen flying away from the explosion.
Direct quoting
horrible misrepresentation
Discard evidence
show that the Trekkie’s assumptions regarding said evidence are bullshit.


E

Education
Time served.
Enemy is no longer firing
enemy gunnery crew has been completely exterminated .

F

Forget
Not reading the Trekkie’s responses to other posters.

I

Ignore
See 'forget'
Ignore Evidence and/or Canon
  1. Not make the same wanked assumptions about said evidence the Trektard would.
  2. Not interpret a statement literally, even when said statement makes absolutely zero sense.
Invasion
Ten or fewer members of a rival board of thousands come to embarrass me on my cum-covered VS thread. Even if some of them are regular members.

L

Legal threat
daring to mention to a trektard that their committing lible against one of their debate opponents might result in legal trouble in real life.
Lie
something only warsies do

N

Not focus on (a particular issue)
not show any evidence regarding said issue at all

S

Stationary
a word used that does NOT imply that a starship is not actually moving.

U

Universal
selective quotations of a source. (Example: JMSpock attempts to use the half-dozen categories listed in the "SW vs ST in Five Minutes"[1] essay to prove Mike thinks the Empire has universal advantage over the Star Trek universe

References