Stewart at SDI

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Name: Stewart at SDI a.k.a. Stewie Type: Four-alarm Nutcase (Trekkie) Period of Activity: 28-Jan-04 - 24-Mar-04 Status: BANNED Affiliation: Startegic Defense Instatute Description: Making grandiose claims of many kinds, Stewie, as he is affectionately known, is one of the last great true nutcases. He swept onto the board making grandiose claims of exceeding the maximum range of handguns and hitting targets more quickly than marines with rifles could, and being an expert in 'Ti Quon Do'. He also claims to be in charge of the 'Strategic Defense Instatute', which has become something of an in-joke among board denziens. By all accounts, SDI started as a tragic misunderstanding of the Strategic Defense Initiative- but rather than admitting he was wrong, he decided to prove that SDI really was what he said it was. After inflating it to being a think-tank, very similar to an episdoe of 'Voyager', it was later shown that it had no street address, no listing in any chamber of commerce, and no scanner. Howveer, that did not stop Stewie. Claming to have gone on the Great Ph.D-Plus (no-one has ever been able to conclusively prove what was meant by Ph.D Plus) Road-Trip of 2004, Stewie bragged about spending less than $800 to ask professors about a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate, without providing any names, certificates, or photos. At this point, the wheels fell off his story, and general consensus is now that the SDI is a tree house somewhere in rural America.

Stewie is the worst speller ever to have been encountered on SD.net.

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