Neelix

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Neelix
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Quote:

"Sure, I'll treat this ship as if its mine and the crew's only purpose is to do my bidding."

Race:

Talaxian

Affiliation:

his own selfish ass

Gender:

Male

Born:

unknown

Died:

unknown

  [Source]

Neelix out-performs Wesley Crusher for the "Most hated character on Star Trek" award. He is so annoying, so obnoxious and so stupid, he makes Jar-Jar Binks look like Sean Connery in comparison.

History

The USS Voyager found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after Voyager arrived in the Delta Quadrant, after which his acts of stupidity rapidly escalated.

  • One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue Kes[1].
  • He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".
  • He consistently disobeyed direct orders from Voyager's officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by Vidiians[2], but he still didn't learn from his stupidity.
  • He habitually burst onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
  • By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed. In fact the thing that got the crewmember killed was by having him do something, collect bones, that would have no actual benefit. [3] When collecting food claims that an apple-like fruit is poisonous without providing any real evidence, something a tricorder should be able to at least confirm. Has no problem with some mushrooms however, something much more likely to actually be potentially poisonous if not identified correctly.[1] The only reason Seska's mushroom soup didn't kill Chakotay is probably dumb luck. [4]

References

  1. VOY "Caretaker pt 2"
  2. VOY "Phage"
  3. VOY "Basics"
  4. VOY "State of Flux"