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* He habitually burst onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
* He habitually burst onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
* By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed.  In fact the thing that got the crewmember killed was by having him do something, collect bones, that would have no actual benefit.  <ref>[[VOY]] "Basics"</ref>  When collecting food claims that an apple-like fruit is poisonous without providing any real evidence, something a tricorder should be able to at least confirm.  Has no problem with some mushrooms however, something much more likely to actually be potentially poisonous if not identified correctly.[http://www.mushroomjohn.org/guidetext4.htm]  The only reason [[Seska|Seska's]] mushroom soup didn't kill [[Chakotay]] is probably dumb luck.  <ref>[[VOY]] "State of Flux"</ref>
* By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed.  In fact the thing that got the crewmember killed was by having him do something, collect bones, that would have no actual benefit.  <ref>[[VOY]] "Basics"</ref>  When collecting food claims that an apple-like fruit is poisonous without providing any real evidence, something a tricorder should be able to at least confirm.  Has no problem with some mushrooms however, something much more likely to actually be potentially poisonous if not identified correctly.[http://www.mushroomjohn.org/guidetext4.htm]  The only reason [[Seska|Seska's]] mushroom soup didn't kill [[Chakotay]] is probably dumb luck.  <ref>[[VOY]] "State of Flux"</ref>
* Has no concept of the Buddy System.  He constantly wanders off on his own and leaves others by themselves.<ref>[[VOY]] "Basics"</ref>  This usually results in his needing rescue.<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/video/v805.asp VOY "Phage"]</ref>
* Has no concept of the Buddy System.  He constantly wanders off on his own<ref>[[VOY]] "Twisted"</ref> and leaves others by themselves.<ref>[[VOY]] "Basics"</ref>  This usually results in his needing rescue.<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/video/v805.asp VOY "Phage"]</ref>
* Complains about safety equipment "takes the fun" out of rock climbing only to moments later fall and nearly get both himself and [[B'Elanna Torres|Torres]] killed.  <ref>[[VOY]] "Blood Fever"</ref>  
* Complains about safety equipment "takes the fun" out of rock climbing only to moments later fall and nearly get both himself and [[B'Elanna Torres|Torres]] killed.  <ref>[[VOY]] "Blood Fever"</ref>  
* In point of fact if he claims any skill you can rest assured that as the episode plays out he with prove the exact opposite to be the case.
* In point of fact if he claims any skill you can rest assured that as the episode plays out he with prove the exact opposite to be the case.

Revision as of 20:05, 7 May 2012

Neelix
Neelix.jpg
Quote:

"Sure, I'll treat this ship as if its mine and the crew's only purpose is to do my bidding."

Race:

Talaxian

Affiliation:

his own selfish ass

Gender:

Male

Born:

unknown

Died:

unknown

  [Source]

Neelix out-performs Wesley Crusher for the "Most hated character on Star Trek" award. He is so annoying, so obnoxious and so stupid, he makes Jar-Jar Binks look like Sean Connery in comparison.

History

The USS Voyager found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after Voyager arrived in the Delta Quadrant, after which his acts of stupidity rapidly escalated.

  • One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue Kes[1].
  • He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".
  • He consistently disobeyed direct orders from Voyager's officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by Vidiians[2], but he still didn't learn from his stupidity.
  • He habitually burst onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
  • By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed. In fact the thing that got the crewmember killed was by having him do something, collect bones, that would have no actual benefit. [3] When collecting food claims that an apple-like fruit is poisonous without providing any real evidence, something a tricorder should be able to at least confirm. Has no problem with some mushrooms however, something much more likely to actually be potentially poisonous if not identified correctly.[1] The only reason Seska's mushroom soup didn't kill Chakotay is probably dumb luck. [4]
  • Has no concept of the Buddy System. He constantly wanders off on his own[5] and leaves others by themselves.[6] This usually results in his needing rescue.[7]
  • Complains about safety equipment "takes the fun" out of rock climbing only to moments later fall and nearly get both himself and Torres killed. [8]
  • In point of fact if he claims any skill you can rest assured that as the episode plays out he with prove the exact opposite to be the case.

References

  1. VOY "Caretaker pt 2"
  2. VOY "Phage"
  3. VOY "Basics"
  4. VOY "State of Flux"
  5. VOY "Twisted"
  6. VOY "Basics"
  7. VOY "Phage"
  8. VOY "Blood Fever"