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[[Image:Archer.jpg|thumb|right|"I have no idea what I'm doing."]]'''Captain Jonathan Archer''' is an emotionally unstable [[human]] with a grudge against the [[Vulcan|Vulcans]], although he apparently has no problem trying to sleep with one. He tries to cover up his lack of diplomatic, leadership, and military skills with bluster, but generally fails. He likes beagles and genocide.<ref>[[ENT]] "Dear Doctor"</ref>
[[Image:Archer.jpg|thumb|right|"I have no idea what I'm doing."]]'''Captain Jonathan Archer''' is an emotionally unstable [[human]] with a grudge against the [[Vulcan|Vulcans]], although he apparently has no problem trying to sleep with one. He tries to cover up his lack of diplomatic, leadership, and military skills with bluster, but generally fails. He likes beagles and genocide.<ref>[[ENT]] "Dear Doctor"</ref>



Revision as of 12:39, 27 November 2008

Note: This article refers to a human being who is currently incarcerated, and is therefore a loser.
"I have no idea what I'm doing."

Captain Jonathan Archer is an emotionally unstable human with a grudge against the Vulcans, although he apparently has no problem trying to sleep with one. He tries to cover up his lack of diplomatic, leadership, and military skills with bluster, but generally fails. He likes beagles and genocide.[1]

Notes

  1. ENT "Dear Doctor"