DEATH
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Description
If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".
He was also stupid enough to think that Frank Hipper was the moderator of The Mess.
Location
Israel.
Monies
DEATH's extended Family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid; or not be a total fucking attention whore. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.
Aliases
The .303 Bookworm
Doofus Maximus
Doof
Doofus