DEATH

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Description

If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".

He was also stupid enough to think that Frank Hipper was the moderator of The Mess.

Location

Israel.

Monies

DEATH's extended Family (See JEWS) is Extremely Fucking Rich [TM], yet this doesn't help him get laid; or not be a total fucking attention whore.

Aliases

The .303 Bookworm
Doofus Maximus
Doof
Doofus
The Grim Squeaker
"not him Again"
Jew 2.0
Photo junky
Wannabe Librarian
"Discworld fan-whore"
That which pesters in the night

Affiliations

AYVB
Ace Pace
The Monies
Jews