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=Description=
=Description=
If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".
If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".
His unique posting style consists of random capital letters, synonyms for every other word and a brutal abuse of punctuation.


He was also stupid enough to think that [[Frank Hipper]] was the moderator of [[The Mess]].
He was also stupid enough to think that [[Frank Hipper]] was the moderator of [[The Mess]].


=Location=
=Location=
Israel.
Israel


=Monies=
=Monies=
DEATH's extended Family (See [[JEWS]]) is Extremely Fucking Rich [TM], yet this doesn't help him get laid; or not be a total fucking attention whore.
DEATH's family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.


=Aliases=
=Aliases=
The .303 Bookworm<BR>
*The .303 Bookworm
Doofus Maximus<BR>
*Doofus Maximus
Doof<BR>
*Doof
Doofus<BR>
*Doofus


=Affiliations=
=Affiliations=
[[AYVB]]<BR>
*[[AYVB]]
[[Ace Pace]]<BR>
*[[Ace Pace]]
[[JEWS|Jews]]<br>
*[[Jews]]
 
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Latest revision as of 18:21, 9 November 2007

Description

If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".

His unique posting style consists of random capital letters, synonyms for every other word and a brutal abuse of punctuation.

He was also stupid enough to think that Frank Hipper was the moderator of The Mess.

Location

Israel

Monies

DEATH's family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.

Aliases

  • The .303 Bookworm
  • Doofus Maximus
  • Doof
  • Doofus

Affiliations