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=Description=
=Description=
Once known as "The .303 Bookworm". Hated for his former posting habits, known for his annoying current posting habits, and envied for his abnormal book collection. (That sadly, fails to compensate for his atrocious Grammar, syntax and lack of filtering).
If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".
 
His unique posting style consists of random capital letters, synonyms for every other word and a brutal abuse of punctuation.
 
He was also stupid enough to think that [[Frank Hipper]] was the moderator of [[The Mess]].


=Location=
=Location=
Israel,  and formerly (For the past year) the middle of the [[desert]].
Israel


=Monies=
=Monies=
DEATH's extended Family (See [[JEWS]]) is Extremely Fucking Rich [TM]
DEATH's family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.


=Aliases=
=Aliases=
The .303 Bookworm<BR>
*The .303 Bookworm
Doofus Maximus<BR>
*Doofus Maximus
Doof<BR>
*Doof
Doofus<BR>
*Doofus
The Grim Squeaker<BR>
"not him Again"<BR>
Jew 2.0<BR>
Photo junky<BR>
Wannabe Librarian<BR>
"Discworld fan-whore"<BR>
That which pesters in the night<BR>


=Affiliations=
=Affiliations=
[[AYVB]]<BR>
*[[AYVB]]
[[Ace Pace]]<BR>
*[[Ace Pace]]
[[The Monies]]<BR>
*[[Jews]]
[[JEWS|Jews]]<br>
 
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Latest revision as of 18:21, 9 November 2007

Description

If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".

His unique posting style consists of random capital letters, synonyms for every other word and a brutal abuse of punctuation.

He was also stupid enough to think that Frank Hipper was the moderator of The Mess.

Location

Israel

Monies

DEATH's family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.

Aliases

  • The .303 Bookworm
  • Doofus Maximus
  • Doof
  • Doofus

Affiliations