Plastic Chef Neelix

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{{Quote|What kind of cook thinks that increased heat equals less cooking time? A bad one!|[[Chuck Sonnenburg]]}}
 
{{Quote|What kind of cook thinks that increased heat equals less cooking time? A bad one!|[[Chuck Sonnenburg]]}}
  
This page is dedicated to the general cooking fail that is [[Neelix]], a judgement that even the characters of the show agree on. When asked her opinion on some of Neelix's cooking, [[Seven of Nine|Seven-Of-Nine]] responded, "It is offensive."<ref>[[VOY]] "Year of Hell"</ref>  Tom Paris calls his spaghetti "hair pasta."<ref>[[VOY]] "Parturition"</ref>  Even [[Kathryn Janeway|Janeway]] complains about the nastiness of his coffee "substitute.  In fact, she ends up running from it scared!"<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud"</ref>
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This page is dedicated to the general cooking fail that is [[Neelix]], a judgement that even the characters of the show agree on. When asked her opinion on some of Neelix's cooking, [[Seven of Nine|Seven-Of-Nine]] responded, "It is offensive."<ref>[[VOY]] "Year of Hell"</ref>  Tom Paris calls his spaghetti "hair pasta."<ref>[[VOY]] "Parturition"</ref>  Even [[Kathryn Janeway|Janeway]] complains about the nastiness of his "coffee substitute".  In fact, she ends up running from it scared!"<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud"</ref>
  
 
{{Quote|Of course it might not meet your personal culinary standards.|[[Neelix]]}}
 
{{Quote|Of course it might not meet your personal culinary standards.|[[Neelix]]}}

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