Plastic Chef Neelix

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== Neelix refuses to allow competition ==
 
== Neelix refuses to allow competition ==
 
[[Image:Even better than coffee substitute Neelix invention.jpg|thumb|right|200px|'''No you can't have Coffee Captain!  I demand you drink this instead.'''  (What is this, your diarrhea?  Nothing in the kitchen should ever look like this stuff!)]]
 
[[Image:Even better than coffee substitute Neelix invention.jpg|thumb|right|200px|'''No you can't have Coffee Captain!  I demand you drink this instead.'''  (What is this, your diarrhea?  Nothing in the kitchen should ever look like this stuff!)]]
Neelix reigns over his domain as cook on ''Voyager'' with an absolutely tyrannical grip (Chuck calls it "Coffee Martial Law").  He refuses to provide food when it doesn't suit him to do so, with no justification other than a bemused shrug.<ref>[[VOY]] "Prototype"</ref>  As seen above, he has an absolute fit when food supplies are used in any way other then his approved usage of them.<ref>[[VOY]] "State of Flux"</ref>  His complete control of the diet of his clientele even reaches the level of telling Captain Janeway herself that she can't use one of her own [[replicator]] rations to have some coffee instead of his substitute, because it would look bad to the rest of the crew for her to do so.<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud"</ref>  In a multitude of instances, he more-or-less demands that no one can use anything food-related without his permission, including the use of replicator rations, which are supposed to be free to use for whatever the crewman wants and can even be saved up.  It even goes to the point that when any food is seen in his kitchen that he didn't produce, he goes into an absolute tirade over it.  Of course, the only satisfying part of this behavior is that it does result in a [[Q|powerful being]] removing his mouth.<ref>[[VOY]] "Death Wish", "Q2"</ref>
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Neelix reigns over his domain as cook on ''Voyager'' with an absolutely tyrannical grip (Chuck calls it "Coffee Martial Law").  He refuses to provide food when it doesn't suit him to do so, with no justification other than a bemused shrug.<ref>[[VOY]] "Prototype"</ref>  As seen above, he has an absolute fit when food supplies are used in any way other then his approved usage of them.<ref>[[VOY]] "State of Flux"</ref>  His complete control of the diet of his clientele even reaches the level of telling Captain Janeway herself that she can't use one of her own [[replicator]] [[Currency|rations]] to have some coffee instead of his substitute, because it would look bad to the rest of the crew for her to do so.<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud"</ref>  In a multitude of instances, he more-or-less demands that no one can use anything food-related without his permission, including the use of replicator rations, which are supposed to be free to use for whatever the crewman wants and can even be saved up (basically money).  It even goes to the point that when any food is seen in his kitchen that he didn't produce, he goes into an absolute tirade over it.  Of course, the only satisfying part of this behavior is that it does result in a [[Q|powerful being]] removing his mouth.<ref>[[VOY]] "Death Wish", "Q2"</ref>
  
 
== Neelix always cooks his food on high ==
 
== Neelix always cooks his food on high ==

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