Neelix

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[[Image:Pic22 zpsb49b96d4.png|thumb|right|200px|We all wish they did this for real.]]
 
[[Image:Pic22 zpsb49b96d4.png|thumb|right|200px|We all wish they did this for real.]]
 
The ''[[USS Voyager]]'' found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after ''Voyager'' arrived in the [[Delta Quadrant]], after which his acts of [[stupidity]] rapidly escalated.
 
The ''[[USS Voyager]]'' found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after ''Voyager'' arrived in the [[Delta Quadrant]], after which his acts of [[stupidity]] rapidly escalated.
* One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue [[Kes]].  Something even the crew of ''Voyager'' told him they would have done without having to be conned into it if he'd been actually honest!<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/e802.asp VOY "Caretaker pt 2"]</ref>
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* One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue [[Kes]], something the crew of ''Voyager'' told him they would have done without having to be conned into it if he'd been actually honest!<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/e802.asp VOY "Caretaker pt 2"]</ref>
 
* He thinks that owning a ship that amounts to a shuttlecraft compared to ''Voyager'' qualifies him to be an officer.<ref>[[VOY]] "Parallax"</ref>
 
* He thinks that owning a ship that amounts to a shuttlecraft compared to ''Voyager'' qualifies him to be an officer.<ref>[[VOY]] "Parallax"</ref>
 
* He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".  It's obvious that the crew only eats his food because there is no other option.<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud", [[VOY]] "Prototype", [[VOY]] "Parturition"  [[VOY]] "Faces"</ref>  His cooking skills are horrible, and he is constantly burning food he is preparing; of course it is never his fault.<ref>[[VOY]] "Flashback"</ref>  He even finds a way to threaten the ship with homemade cheese...'''cheese!'''<ref>[[VOY]] "Learning Curve"</ref>  In point of fact, the horror of his cooking could make up a page [[Plastic Chef Neelix|all by itself]].
 
* He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".  It's obvious that the crew only eats his food because there is no other option.<ref>[[VOY]] "The Cloud", [[VOY]] "Prototype", [[VOY]] "Parturition"  [[VOY]] "Faces"</ref>  His cooking skills are horrible, and he is constantly burning food he is preparing; of course it is never his fault.<ref>[[VOY]] "Flashback"</ref>  He even finds a way to threaten the ship with homemade cheese...'''cheese!'''<ref>[[VOY]] "Learning Curve"</ref>  In point of fact, the horror of his cooking could make up a page [[Plastic Chef Neelix|all by itself]].

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