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If you looked in a dictionary for the definition of "complete fucking loser", you would find DEATH. He is completely oblivious to just about anything; and if you gave him a $100 Dollar Bill, he would exchange it for a $1 Dollar Bill and consider it a "equitable exchange".

His unique posting style consists of random capital letters, synonyms for every other word and a brutal abuse of punctuation.

He was also stupid enough to think that Frank Hipper was the moderator of The Mess.




DEATH's family is Filthy Rich, yet this doesn't help him get laid. He wonders why people don't like him when he brags about his massively expensive book buying sprees in London.


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