A wonderful land of interesting animals like the Platypus, Koala, and Kangaroo. Has two types of people: awesome (see Stark, Gandalf, and JSF of WT for example), and Bogans. However, all Australians are locked in a mortal struggle against the evil government monopoly Telstra. Also, nearly all animals however cute and fluffy are deadly venomous.
DISCLAIMER: This article was written by a damn Yankee American.