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Contents 1 About Zod 1.1 About this Article 1.2 Did you know. . . 1.3 Never Ever

[edit] About Zod

 Lieks: Dominating planets and countries, killing random bystanders for amusement.
 Dislieks: Kal-El, Kryptonite, Lex Luthor, Dog-curtains.
 Hobbies: Using Chuck Norris as a punching bag. H4xx1ng Faux News.
 Associations: BotM (Citation Needed), HAB (Citation needed).
 Notable Debates: Seeming randomly attacks religious whackos on a whim.
 Goals: Total domination of Planet Houston. Once that pesky Kal-El is out of the way.

[edit] About this Article

This articles does not absolutely suck balls. You can (maybe) suggest ways to improve it. Perhaps even live after the suggestion as your overlord's whims dictate.

[edit] Did you know. . .

The cake is a lie

The cake is a lie

The cake is a lie

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Longcat is long.

Every day is Caturday.

Dog curtains give you a +8 against hackers on steroids.

In Soviet Russia, Mudkips liek you!

[edit] Never Ever

Say 'Virii'.

Use memes without first lurking moar