You know what I hate about cell-phones? The fact that you can’t look up the owner in a directory listing. There’s some asshole that’s been periodically calling my cell-phone for weeks. His phone number is 416-919-5435. I never pick it up because I don’t know the number. But I finally decided I’d better find out [...]

Am I the only one who’s sick of seeing people on TV (and in real-life) telling you that they know more about relationships than you because they’ve been divorced three times?
Maybe I’ve only had one marriage, but I didn’t fuck it up. So don’t talk down to me because I had one success, compared to [...]