The Soviet Declaration of War On The Dominate of Drakia

24 May 1940

This note is being relayed through the American diplomatic service as our countries have no diplomatic relations following the various events of 1936. Any reply to our missive may be relayed back through the same route.

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is founded upon the ideal of human equality and the desire to eradicate all economic and social oppression wherever they are found, it must be said that in as much as possible we have always endeavoured to live in peace with our neighbours and reach affable and mutually beneficial arrangements as we have with Romania, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estland, Finland & Mongolia. Such arrangements have always been made due to a clear understanding of mutual benefit, a clear sense of mutual trust, and the fact that all the mentioned nations are agreed upon the ideas and ideals of western civilization.

In truth no such arrangement has ever been made between the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the Domination of the Draka, primarily because the USSR celebrates the human spirit and seeks to liberate workers worldwide and raise the standard of living for everyone; whereas the Domination of the Draka seek to bind the world to the bleached bones of the past, crush the working classes and place a yoke around their necks. In short the USSR and the Domination of the Draka are founded upon entirely opposite ideas.

Here there is no room for serious disagreement, both the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the Domination of the Draka will no doubt agree that our two nations are created with entirely different ideas and ideals. Further it is by now clear, as indeed it has been clear to the leadership of our two nations for the longest time, and the Domination of the Draka cannot exist peacefully with any other nation; such a co-existance will always be a threat to the Domination as it will give their oppressed serfs a place to escape.

The Domination of the Draka have commenced their largest attack yet on 22 May 1940, this attack, which as usual was preceded by no formal warning or declaration of war, was accompanied by the most base and brutal depravities. In the opinion of the President of the Soviet Union this constituted an act of war, and the matter was placed before the Politburo which unanimously voted in favour. It was further placed before an extra-ordinary meeting of the Supreme Soviet which also voted unanimously in favour. The Great Soviet Nation is of one heart and one soul on this matter.

This constituting the formal declaration of war and let it be known that the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics considers itself to have been at war with the Domination of the Draka from the time of the Drakan invasion on 22 May 1940.

Your system of government and your entire culture is an abomination, we hereby issue our demand for your unconditional surrender and total capitulation, and give our promise that though those guilty of crimes against humanity will be harshly punished after a due trial, we shall spare the lives of the rest of your race. If you do not surrender the devastation and suffering that you will endure will be entirely on your own heads.

You wished this war, now you have it, by the will of the Soviet People this is to be a Total War fought to the time of the destruction of the Domination of the Draka.

Ivan Krasnov
President of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Alexander Shlyapnikov
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Mikhail Kalinin
Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet

[Handwritten note]
Like it or not History is on our side, we will bury you.